January 2012
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
colfergasmic:
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“I’m not paying for hosting. My website doesn’t need hosting, it just hosts...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
clientsfromhell:
Client: My previous developer set up my Paypal for me.
Me: And have you accessed it at all?
Client: No - they said I should just start seeing money going into my bank account automatically.
Me: And have you seen any money?
Client: No, but I haven’t talked to my her since her husband got put in jail for being a con artist. She disappeared. I don’t think she wants to...
“We would like to get notifications for unplanned outages 3-4 days in advance.”
– A client who doesn’t understand the definition of “unplanned.” (via clientsfromhell)
clientsfromhell:
Client: I do have the logo on a Mac Disk, will that help?
Me: Please email the logo
Client: Trouble is we don’t have any Macs, and our PC’s don’t even accept floppy’s. How about I mail it to you?
Me: Are you saying the logo is on a 3.5” floppy disk?!
Client: I’ll have to double check.
A few minutes of waiting.
Client: The floppy disk measures 3.5 inches, yes.
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clientsfromhell:
After giving a client his requested site design, he made it clear he wasn’t pleased.
Me: But that’s what you asked for…
Client: Yeah, but I meant that figuratively.
Me: So you don’t want it to look like this?
Client: No, I do. Just think of the site design as a metaphor of a real website.
Me: What?
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Why is the photo grainy? It looks terrible on your flyer.”
Me: ”You sent me a zoomed in photo of the hamburger using the camera on your BlackBerry. They’re 3 mpx at the most.”
Client: ”Not sure what mpx is, but if it’s like mph, then the photo wasn’t moving. The burger was on a plate. On a table. Not moving.”
thisismestandingup:
mcakeface:
There is a special place in Hell for the people who price college textbooks.
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redandbluebowties:
redandbluebowties:
Oh My...
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clientsfromhell:
Client: “Our last request is sort of a sensitive one.”
Me: “Okay…”
Client: “We’d like to ask that you to get rid of any, uh, pornography you might, uh, have on your computer. We just wouldn’t want it to accidentally wind up on the website, you know?”
Me: “Well, firstly, it doesn’t really work like that, you can’t just—”
Client: “I know those sorts of things are hard to get...
“I always hear you guys picking on Arial. Who is this chick? She must be severely...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“Which way will the website appear in Australia?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
clientsfromhell:
Me: “What email are you using?” Client: “Windows” Me: “No thats…..ok, what does the last part of your email say?” Client: “HTML” Me: “What? No thats…. still not it. Look, when someone asks you for your email what do you give them?” Client: “My business card”
A #BelieveInSherlock Rubber Bracelet Giveaway
for-a-lark:
This movement could use some more accessories, no? I’ve gone and made a handful of custom bracelets to flaunt our campaign, and I will be giving away 10 of them. The rules are very simple:
1) You may Like this post once, and Reblog this post up to three times, for a grand total of four entries per person.
2) You do not have to be following me.
3) Anyone may participate! I will...
A #BelieveInSherlock Rubber Bracelet Giveaway
for-a-lark:
This movement could use some more accessories, no? I’ve gone and made a handful of custom bracelets to flaunt our campaign, and I will be giving away 10 of them. The rules are very simple:
1) You may Like this post once, and Reblog this post up to three times, for a grand total of four entries per person.
2) You do not have to be following me.
3) Anyone may participate! I will...