January 2012
redandbluebowties:
redandbluebowties:
Oh My...
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Obama's Al Green Tribute Now a Ringtone
905thenight:
President Obama was so inspired at a recent campaign stop at the Apollo Theater that he felt he should sing “Let’s Stay Together”. It’s now available as a ringtone:
Download for iPhone
Download for other smart phones
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For all Sherlockians/Cumberbitches still...
science-of-seduction:
At the request of an anon, I have made yet another Benedict Cumberbatch ringtone for you all!
It is from when Benedict was a guest host on Have I Got News For You, and it is of
and it can be found here: http://audiko.net/ringtone/Benedict+Cumberbatch/lol+smiley+face+kiss+kiss?ring=20168121
Downloading is the same as with the previous ringtone.
I will warn you, the...
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I just got the best ringtone ever.
cutely-awkward:
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/regularshow/downloads/index.html
^^^go to that link! xD
When someone takes a picture of me
thats-so-meme:
expectations
reality
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
colfergasmic:
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“I’m not paying for hosting. My website doesn’t need hosting, it just hosts...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
clientsfromhell:
Client: My previous developer set up my Paypal for me.
Me: And have you accessed it at all?
Client: No - they said I should just start seeing money going into my bank account automatically.
Me: And have you seen any money?
Client: No, but I haven’t talked to my her since her husband got put in jail for being a con artist. She disappeared. I don’t think she wants to...
“We would like to get notifications for unplanned outages 3-4 days in advance.”
– A client who doesn’t understand the definition of “unplanned.” (via clientsfromhell)
clientsfromhell:
Client: I do have the logo on a Mac Disk, will that help?
Me: Please email the logo
Client: Trouble is we don’t have any Macs, and our PC’s don’t even accept floppy’s. How about I mail it to you?
Me: Are you saying the logo is on a 3.5” floppy disk?!
Client: I’ll have to double check.
A few minutes of waiting.
Client: The floppy disk measures 3.5 inches, yes.
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clientsfromhell:
After giving a client his requested site design, he made it clear he wasn’t pleased.
Me: But that’s what you asked for…
Client: Yeah, but I meant that figuratively.
Me: So you don’t want it to look like this?
Client: No, I do. Just think of the site design as a metaphor of a real website.
Me: What?
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Why is the photo grainy? It looks terrible on your flyer.”
Me: ”You sent me a zoomed in photo of the hamburger using the camera on your BlackBerry. They’re 3 mpx at the most.”
Client: ”Not sure what mpx is, but if it’s like mph, then the photo wasn’t moving. The burger was on a plate. On a table. Not moving.”