clientsfromhell:

Client: “Our last request is sort of a sensitive one.”

Me: “Okay…”

Client: “We’d like to ask that you to get rid of any, uh, pornography you might, uh, have on your computer. We just wouldn’t want it to accidentally wind up on the website, you know?”

Me: “Well, firstly, it doesn’t really work like that, you can’t just—”

Client: “I know those sorts of things are hard to get rid of, especially if you’ve formed an attachment to them.”

Me: “What? no. What!?”

Client: “I guess if you have to keep it, keep it at an opposite corner or file or whatever.”

Me: “What!?”