Posts tagged I swear
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“C’mon, picture it, you guys! You pull up in a white stallion of a limo, you got fine-ass honeys with you, you’re dressed to the nines with your best buds, DOVES fly out behind you in slow motion!”
“Doves? Why doves?”
“…’Cause doves make you look like a bad-ass. That’s why.”
Jon Hamm is just so. frakkin. sexy.
(Source: rangerdeon)
During the fight, after they broke the popcorn machine my dad says:
“Ooh there’s some real damage there! Call the police!”
(Source: skittdaddy, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
(Source: thetvscreen, via pickupthatamulet)
